Pat and I got stopped by the Cops one night for having the same colour jacket on, Dave Jo was with us and had the same colour hoody on. Went kinda like this.
COP: "Hey, whats with the jackets?"
ME: "Uh, nothing we like the same colour."
COP: "That's pretty gay, you guys go to the bathroom together too?"
ME: "No, we actually work at the same shop and run events for youth and these are our unofficial shop coats."
COP: "Huh, carry on"
Translation..."Hey you cute kids that I might of tried to take advantage of had I not already been caught for touching drunk teenagers at a party I was breaking up. I'm a redneck perve that has nothing better to do than bust your balls for having a better fashion sense than me."
Moral of story: Get a real job. Or rather, do your real job, not the one you saw on tv when you signed up.
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shits whack
Jesus and John the Baptist - best buds confronting evil head on!
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